I suck at texting unless
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
Reasons To Be Happy:
- Dead trees still stand and so can you.
- You have five fingers on each hand. One day those fingers will travel from your lap to someone else’s and that person will know all the bad stuff and still want to kiss you.
- Seasons are guaranteed when nothing else seems to be.