Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
I’m so glad people breathe automatically bc if I had to remember to breathe every second I would’ve probably gotten too lazy to do it and died from it a long time ago
The lingering scent of cigarettes has never smelled so alluring until I met you. It’s such a common smell that I’m afraid now that no matter where I go, I might mistaken someone else for you. I’ll instinctively look around, and it’ll occur to me that I’ll be haunted by the ubiquity of once having you part of my daily life. The cost of of putting sentimental value in something so ordinary has to be beauty of the cruelest kind.